LOL… just imagine the struggle she endures to get into them. Truth be known, her real complaint is probably that there isn’t a single male chauvinist pig anywhere in the world, who would have the slightest inclination to try it. 😉
Say, that reminds me… have you ever pondered how two fat people ever manage to mate? ❓ â—„Daveâ–º
Actually, it wasn’t meant as a setup for a punch line; but something I once honestly pondered as a young man. However, since you bring it up, I do have an amusing anecdote I could share. Back when I was in my early thirties, I got involved in the rollicking world of super salesmen and high-rolling investor types. One memorable investor was a rolly-polly wildcatter oilman from Colorado, who was a riot to party with and always joking.
His waist was even bigger than the critter above, and one night over drinks in Vegas, I jokingly asked him that question. He had a quick mind, and immediately responded, “All you short-peckered SOBs ask that question.” 😉 â—„Daveâ–º
Say, that reminds me… have you ever pondered how two fat people ever manage to mate?
I do wonder what kind of bed frame would not collapse. Or what if someone rolled off the bed would they need a crane to get in a standing position again?
OMG … ROFL!
I am definitely ripping this off Dave 🙂
Well there’s something that can’t be unseen.
“The struggle is real”? I’ll admit there is something working real hard to get out of those pants.
LOL… just imagine the struggle she endures to get into them. Truth be known, her real complaint is probably that there isn’t a single male chauvinist pig anywhere in the world, who would have the slightest inclination to try it. 😉
Say, that reminds me… have you ever pondered how two fat people ever manage to mate? ❓ â—„Daveâ–º
I try not to but I think I smell a punch line coming. 🙂
Actually, it wasn’t meant as a setup for a punch line; but something I once honestly pondered as a young man. However, since you bring it up, I do have an amusing anecdote I could share. Back when I was in my early thirties, I got involved in the rollicking world of super salesmen and high-rolling investor types. One memorable investor was a rolly-polly wildcatter oilman from Colorado, who was a riot to party with and always joking.
His waist was even bigger than the critter above, and one night over drinks in Vegas, I jokingly asked him that question. He had a quick mind, and immediately responded, “All you short-peckered SOBs ask that question.” 😉 â—„Daveâ–º
I do wonder what kind of bed frame would not collapse. Or what if someone rolled off the bed would they need a crane to get in a standing position again?
Well at least they both have sturdy shoes. 🙂