Tomi Lahren
In the “I Stand With Joe” post, Chris posted a link to a video by new conservative heart-throb, Tomi Lahren. No, you would have to be a lot younger, you old letch; she is only 23. You would also need to be a lot tougher; rumor has it that her boyfriend is a Navy Seal. If you read “Lone Survivor“, you will understand that he earned her; we didn’t. 🙂
Besides were she available and attracted to geezers, you would be way too late, Chris. I saw her first back in July, when she recorded this one after the Chattanooga terrorist attack:
So, Glenn Beck managed to outbid Roger Ailes for her! I assumed that Ailes already had her contract typed up and waiting for her gig on OAN to end. 🙂
BTW: I just subscribed to her YouTube channel, so expect to see more of her hereabouts. It looks like I have a lot of pleasant catching up to do. Thanks for the reminder, Chris. 🙂 â—„Daveâ–º
Oh I had known about her for a while too.
I’m offended. You sir have dealt a great blow to my self esteem. By suggesting that I could never compete with a navy seal for the affections of a bright, articulate, not to mention easy on the eyes 23 year old young lady is hurtful. I am now going to go to my safe space ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2SlbD8lPp3HllSl-Fu-pXw ) where I can indulge my fantasies without such an oppressive atmosphere. Check you age privilege sir. Geezer lives matter!
What is the age threshold at which geezerhood officially begins?
Troy
I believe that depends upon the age and attitude of the young ladies, Troy. For me, I noticed it beginning around age 40. When younger, I could smile at a cutie and expect to get it returned. I enjoyed flirting with waitresses and check out girls, and getting a positive reaction. Then, I went to sea for several years and pitched up on the shores of Oahu, HI. Talk about pretty young ladies! But, perhaps the harsh weather had aged me at sea, because waitresses and clerks started calling me “Sir.” Now, at 70, they look as good as ever to me; but they not only ignore my flirtations and call me “Sir,” they ask if I need help getting my bags out to my vehicle! 🙁 â—„Daveâ–º
When a young lady calls you “cute” to your face and in front of others when you were trying to be smooth you have officially arrived in geezerhood. (happened at a wedding I attended) Hit the bar and let them wonder why all of a sudden your not buying drinks any more.
It is interesting that we now even share “safe spaces,” Chris. See you there… 🙂 â—„Daveâ–º
If you like opinionated young ladies check this out. She puts it out there. https://www.facebook.com/emily.longworth.9/videos/1036612039735533/?theater
I know you don’t like facebook but it’s the only place I can find it.
Wow! Spunky kid, and I like her dad too. 🙂
Yeah, I try hard not to have to log in to FB, because doing so inspires their bots to redouble their efforts spamming my inbox to pester me to come back; but to follow her might be worth it. 🙂 â—„Daveâ–º
Wait… no need to use FB:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=emily+longworth
…lots of them, going back a year… 🙂 â—„Daveâ–º