Thoughts Aloud

When a woman wears a black leather dress,

a man’s heart beats quicker,

and his throat gets dry,

he goes weak in the knees,

and he begins to think irrationally…

Ever wonder why?

It’s because she smells like a new truck.

Now, add a drop of No. 2 Diesel behind one ear,

and a drop of Hoppe’s #9 behind the other;

and we are talking about an irresistible Mankiller!

h/t to Blue’s Blog

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